Being A Stupid Woman

On being stupid: I don't understand why women like to make themselves insecure. For example, women go all out to find out how their present boyfriend's ex-girlfriend looks like, or how their ex-boyfriend's current girlfrend looks like. FOR WHAT? Beats me. And when they discover that the girl in context looks better than themselves, they pore over the matter by examining their own faces, their hair, their bodies, trying to find ways to comfort themselves that they are way better than the other girl. FOR WHAT? I DUNNO! Even if the other girl looks like a cow, these stupid women continue to be total idiots, scrutinising at the photo of the girl, digging out every single detail of her as if they're relishing every single bit of it. I just don't understand. Why don't women have better things to do? Is anyone of you like that? Come on ADMIT IT! Well, being the honest person i am, i shall be the first one to admit that i'm such a person. WHO ELSE?

On being a woman: I hate being a woman. Why can't a woman smell like a pig? Why can't a woman be fat? (Whoever said that only thin women are beautiful women, should have their balls pierced through with satay sticks and then brought to the satay grill, complete with the screaming/dead man) Why can't a woman be feisty? Because when she does, she's labelled a bitch. Why can't a woman do what she does best then - crying, begging or having sex with her boyfriend so that he wouldn't be angry anymore. Because when she does, she's being manipulative emotionally!

In a nutshell, being a woman is so difficult. Actually, it's not if you don't believe so. Welp, you can walk out of your house tomorrow in a fat suit with BO, unshaven armpits and bushy leg hair. RIGGGGHHHT. It's okay, i'll just conform to what society dictates, which reminds me that i having been going to the gym for ages. I TRIED TO, yesterday but when i reached the place, i realised that the closing time was 10 minutes away. Stupid, right? Why can't a woman just eat in peace, without feeling there's a need to diet every single day?

This is all so stupid. Anyway, my right eyelid has been twitching non stop the whole morning. I can't remember whether disaster or fortune will come my way soon. Probably disaster i guess. I just did something which screwed up my entire day, but it's my own fault because I, yes ME, MYSELF, SHANNON HEO, asked for it. EUUGGGH! You stupid cow! I have a feeling that when i start earning my own moolah, i'll probably blow it all on slimming parlours, plastic surgeons and an eternal quest for beauty.

I am going to get rid of the stupid highlights in my hair soon because of some personal vendetta with a stupid cow. I was still contemplating, but now i have no qualms about it. This is so sickening, i feel so angry for nothing. And it's all because i was a stupid woman and i asked for it!

At times like this, i wish i had Mr. Chester around, then maybe we could go for a spin or a swim at Piney Lakes. I think my life is really unbalanced because i have no emotional support here. Back then when i had him, it almost felt like nothing can destroy me, no matter what happens in life. Now, i'm left all alone, distraught and empty......without the best companion i've ever had in life.

Oh yah, i watched Merlin on TV last night. It was awesome and i really enjoyed it. Anything with a mystical or medieval theme is good. I didn't want King Arthur to die at first, but thinking about what a useless bum he was, leaving his wife all alone for years in Camelot only to come back to find out she cheated with Lancelot, he was better off dead anyway. At least Merlin had a happy ending. After all, this is HIS show, isn't it? :)