Fucking Yourself

You know what they say about procrastinating, right? (If you don't, here goes: "Procrastinating is like masturbation. It starts being fun, but eventually you realise you're just fucking yourself")

Well, it's 1.58am. One epidemiology assignment, one presentation on bioterrorism (don't ask me why) and a clinical pathology test to study. Nothing's been done yet. Everything's screaming at me but no, i continue to watch Kylie Minogue and her botoxed bum (ok, to be politically correct, it's collagen-injected). Oh yes, i just finished watching Jaws (The Revenge) too.

And no, i still don't feel like i'm fucking myself yet. Incorrigible cow, you.