Mr. Madcap's Presents

Shopping For My Darling

It's only 1pm in the afternoon and i'm already feeling very self-assured and accomplished. Why? Because i've completed all my missions for the day. Well, almost. Anyway, i was supposed to start doing these things 'bout 2 weeks ago. But knowing me - the world's greatest procrastinator (and proud of it!), i just had to wait till the last minute to get things done. Some people like to do one thing at a time, and spend 10 days doing 10 things, whole-heartedly and conscientiously. Me? I like to do 10 things at a time, all in a single day. And for the next 9 days, i just chill out and slack!! Heh. By the way, that doesn't mean that i do things half-heartedly. I sift out mundane things, do them half-f**ked, and use the rest of my time and effort to complete the more important tasks in life....like buying x'mas presents for my one and only.

I got him a gigantic bag of rawhide bones, a squeaky dumb-bell, a rubber ball with a bell inside, a floating rubber thing shaped like a donut, and a brand new frisbee (the old one absolutely CANNOT fly). Ah, i think all these toys will suffice to convey my warmest x'mas regards to the man of my life - CHESTER!

Last year, Chester wore a bowtie made of green and red ribbons. My main intention was to make him look ridiculously hilarious, but he turned out looking really smart instead. Back then he was only a cute and innocent 5-month old puppy, and now he's all grown up *tears of joy*. Handsome but still a monster. This year, i think i'm gonna make him wear a reindeer hair band. Watch out, Chester.