Attaining Nirvana

You are a workaholic if:

1) You work 14 hours straight.

2) You eat 2 meals a day, 14 hours apart, simply because you forgot to eat in between.

3) You come home after work, sit on the toilet bowl to pee and fall asleep there and then.

4) You take a shower after coming home from work and start reading on work-related stuff (although you're SO ready to keel over and die).

5) You say yes to all the above and you still wouldn't trade your job for any other profession.

I think i may have attained Nirvana. I slog my ass off but the job satisfaction really drives me. I should be canonised soon. Life's kickass, i feel good!