Nutcase Romeo

Now and then, i suppose we all get some cranky messages from some complete nutter from friendster, but this one is so hilarious i can't resist putting it up here. The message is from some guy known as Romeo (*cough cough*) and it reads:

Good morning / Good Afternoon / Good Evening,

My Name is Danny.

I am writing this letter as an invitation for you to have a dinner date with me.

Kindly choose your restaurant and please leave me your number here.

After dinner we can go shopping or clubbing as you pleased.

I am putting the maximum at $70 for the total expenses we can spend for this meeting that includes dinner / dance / clubbing / shopping / movies / others.

Leave me your number here once you have decided on the above offer.

Please book me soonest because i need to book the restaurants / movies / condominium/ gymnasiums / swimming pools / barbeque pits / clubs / others.

Thank you,

Danny

WTF!??!!? Total nutcase. I have half a mind of giving him Dan's number. HEH.