Zen Of The Day

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Tutti in deep meditation. She does this 16 hours a day, well sometimes 18.

Some zen food for thought for a beautiful Friday:

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

2. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.

3. Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.

4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

5. Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

6. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

7. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

8. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer all day.

9. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

10. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side & a dark side, and it holds the universe together.